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A CHRISTMAS FUCKING MIRACLE (Point 2)

by AGER

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A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE Move like the Grinch, fucking up your Christmas/ catch you moving snow and I'm fucking up your business!/ Every body's lazy, nobody wants too/ no body wants you and Santa's a nonce too!/ Jesus don't love me, God just fucks me/ Satan always drugs me, nahh Mumma never hugged me/ dealing with this fuckery, memories cut deep/ never got a present 'cos I told Santa fuck sleep/ Top of the naughty list, trust me/ Scrooge on this mother fucker, trust I must be/ A nightmare before Christmas, I ain't gotta wish list/ there's a weed drought, I got names on my tick list/ I don't need no fucking mistletoe/ 'cos we got coke, and never kiss no hoe/ liquored up shovelling snow 'till your nose glows/ toilets in the pub, looking like a snow globe/ Rudolph don't know, eyes like we smoked loads/ GTA Santa out his slay "go, go"/ Elfs in a choke hold, crack heads smoke coke/ sell you a turkey that they racked out of Waitrose/ I know crooks and dealers, fuck rats and squealers/ but we're living in a manor where we're trapped, can you feel us/ so capture the realness and this is the realist/ a Christmas for villains and you're fucking with the illiest!!!/ Humbug!
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#DEATHisComing VERSE 1. Villainous, I ain't talking crime's I commit/ i could hospitalise my self with lines I spit/ Disgusting, like tasting discharge inside a chick!/ "Fucking hell bruv", I told you all I was sick/ I get pissed up and just take the piss/ Facebook's like ammo when I make these hits/ Slag your shit selfies off, and your babies pics/ Cracking up at these wack rappers with the baitest shit/ Debate with this, if I was serious all the time/ Would I have sold as many CDs now, 'cos I'm/ Being heard around the country for making these jokes/ But when Freedom dropped, I made 'em all take note/ So maybe it's a clever way to get my point across/ Or just a sick joke, that's all pointless 'cos/ I'm doing it for me and all the fuckers just like me/ So me tone this shit down, it's fucking unlikely/ CHORUS. see, I don't even know how/ know how/ you fuckers don't know now/ know now/ you're about to get choked out/ choked out/ got my hand around your throat now/ so now/ You'll see, it's a disease/ you can't breath/ No.../ Eats your flesh, I'm killing 'em yes/ I'm bringing 'em Death Yo, yo/ VERSE 2. I couldn't give a fuck, I tell 'em and smile/ While your kids mum's waiting for results on Jeremy Kyle/ the air turns cold when I step in the room/ a prick with a crowbar in a pussy, wrecking the womb/ Gate crash my own party, get violent, tell 'em to leave/ I'm changing the game, like Russians in the Premier League/ Me stop with the punchlines, please be silent/ 'cos you'll get knocked, like TV licence/ Violently Sick, you know how it goes right/ 5 years locked down, I told 'em all hold tight/ Fucking with a crook, thought I'd tell you how it goes like/ I know cooks, ain't called Walter, but they know white/ So turn that fake Grime off, stop with the gang talk/ Real thugs don't talk, shit judges see us hang for/ Fucking nonces, I got no respect/ DANGER killed 'em, DEATH just laid 'em to rest/ CHORUS. see, I don't even know how/ know how/ you fuckers don't know now/ know now/ you're about to get choked out/ choked out/ got my hand around your throat now/ so now/ You'll see, it's a disease/ you can't breath/ No.../ Eats your flesh, I'm killing 'em yes/ I'm bringing 'em Death Yo, yo/ VERSE 3: I love it, like a piss head loves a kebab/ Like I love getting pissed up, and fucking them slags/ Like a bitch loves getting loud and packing her bags/ Like I love kicking the bitch out, then dragging her back/ I say I hate you, you're a slag, I say it openly/ I screen grabbed all the desperate shit you fucking wrote to me/ Tell the bitch stop acting desperate, just get over me/ 'Cos next time it won't be my dick, that's smashing in your ovaries/ got people from Brum wanting to hear the cockney spit again/ 'cos Hip Hops like English weather, it's shit and plain/ I'm a villain, the bad guy people love to hate/ yeah a I'm prick, a prick you're chick would love to taste/ I'll do to music what drugs did to Winehouse/ You're like Lohan, you're about to find out/ And I don't even need to cut you up/ I got fans around the country that would fuck you up/ CHORUS. see, I don't even know how/ know how/ you fuckers don't know now/ know now/ you're about to get choked out/ choked out/ got my hand around your throat now/ so now/ You'll see, it's a disease/ you can't breath/ No.../ Eats your flesh, I'm killing 'em yes/ I'm bringing 'em Death Yo, yo/
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*MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS*

Here's my Christmas skit from the new Mixtape DEATH due to be released early 18. I thought I'd release this along with a couple other treats.

Listen and Share for FREE (Like Scrooge) or give me £3.50 and make me feel like Glenn fucking Coco haha. Either way, Enjoy.

Thanks for all the Support, you really are a bunch of sick fucks ♥

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A CHRISTMAS FUCKING MIRACLE

Move like the Grinch, fucking up your Christmas/ catch you moving snow and I'm fucking up your business!/ Every body's lazy, nobody wants too/ no body wants you and Santa's a nonce too!/

Jesus don't love me, God just fucks me/ Satan always drugs me, nahh Mumma never hugged me/ dealing with this fuckery, memories cut deep/ never got a present 'cos I told Santa fuck sleep/

Top of the naughty list, trust me/ Scrooge on this mother fucker, trust I must be/ A nightmare before Christmas, I ain't gotta wish list/ there's a weed drought, I got names on my tick list/

I don't need no fucking mistletoe/ 'cos we got coke, and never kiss no hoe/ liquored up shoveling snow 'till your nose glows/ toilets in the pub, looking like a snow globe/

Rudolph don't know, eyes like we smoked loads/ GTA Santa out his slay "go, go"/ Elfs in a choke hold, crack heads smoke coke/ sell you a turkey that they racked out of Waitrose/

I know crooks and dealers, fuck rats and squealers/ but we're living in a manor where we're trapped, can you feel us/ so capture the realness and this is the realist/ a Christmas for villains and you're fucking with the illiest!!!/

Humbug!

credits

released December 1, 2016

Dedicated to Grubburg & Ellie, Thanks for pushing me to be where i am. Love you guys. Shout out to Raps and his beautiful partner Carlene for supporting me, Mets for being my Boy when shit was bad and Deals for being my harshest critic. Humbug to the rest of you cunts haha

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