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A CHRISTMAS FUCKING MIRACLE (Point 2)

from A CHRISTMAS FUCKING MIRACLE (Point 2) by AGER

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^ Hahahaha, actually made it to UK RAP's Number 1 Best Selling (16)

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A FUCKING CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

Move like the Grinch, fucking up your Christmas/ catch you moving snow and I'm fucking up your business!/ Every body's lazy, nobody wants too/ no body wants you and Santa's a nonce too!/

Jesus don't love me, God just fucks me/ Satan always drugs me, nahh Mumma never hugged me/ dealing with this fuckery, memories cut deep/ never got a present 'cos I told Santa fuck sleep/

Top of the naughty list, trust me/ Scrooge on this mother fucker, trust I must be/ A nightmare before Christmas, I ain't gotta wish list/ there's a weed drought, I got names on my tick list/

I don't need no fucking mistletoe/ 'cos we got coke, and never kiss no hoe/ liquored up shovelling snow 'till your nose glows/ toilets in the pub, looking like a snow globe/

Rudolph don't know, eyes like we smoked loads/ GTA Santa out his slay "go, go"/ Elfs in a choke hold, crack heads smoke coke/ sell you a turkey that they racked out of Waitrose/

I know crooks and dealers, fuck rats and squealers/ but we're living in a manor where we're trapped, can you feel us/ so capture the realness and this is the realist/ a Christmas for villains and you're fucking with the illiest!!!/

Humbug!

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from A CHRISTMAS FUCKING MIRACLE (Point 2), released December 1, 2016
Glenn Coco

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