DANGER

VERSE 1:
The name's AGER, you all know it by now/
like a fat skipping, shit's about to go down/
i'll leave a sour taste, like my dick in your mouth/
this Rap shit's a bitch, and I ain't licking it out/

I figured it out, got me fucking giggling now/
it's like a brass house, bitch ain't just giving it out/
don't pay, don't play, you fucking figure it out/
then watch the Sickness cum out, yeah dribbling down/

i'm fucking disgrace, fuck 50 Shade love/
I was putting gags on chicks, before Christian Grey was/
you'd love it, dick hitting your cervix/
i'm Big, didn't say I was perfect/

Stella'd up, and i'm ready to rowel/
15 minutes to shine, i'm taking my time now/
this is out to the, mother fuckers that doubt/
i'ma leave egg on your face like Simon Cowell/

Bite your face off, like a zombie on bath salts/
why, 'cos I hate tramps, and i'm hardcore/
pissed up, showing the whole world i'm horrid/
on a push bike, lashed, shouting “fuck Boris”/

I'ma give you what Michael Jackson gave ya/
this is what happens, when Jimmy and Rolf raised ya/
I know you can't stand it, it's tragic/
but it's on everyone's street, even Barlow’s at it/

CHORUS:
DANGER, you don't wanna fuck with Age/
Yeah it's DANGER. Don't make me say it again/
You know it's DANGER, so let me hear you say/
AGER, DANGER, AGER, DANGER/
(Repeat)

VERSE 2:
What the fuck do you expect, all I see is War/
all I feel are cuts, the rich steal from the poor/
so why the fuck would I give a shit, fuck the law/
yeah i'm worse than Tulisa's porn/-

on level I don't give a fuck/-
and excuse the pun, but you know she sucked/
fuck Maggie, i'm glad she's dead/
and unlike heather mills, i'm not pulling your leg/

I'ma sick puppy, so please don't bug me/
'cos i'm dirty like a crack whore, begging please baby fuck me/
and she's on her period, offering discounts/
I gave you a Warning, I guess you missed out/

it's going off, like Angelina's tits/
and shit's getting uglier, than Jay Z's kid/
bring an army, guns out, and tell 'em to pull it/
'cos I leave soldiers dead on these streets, like it's Woolwich/

i'ma, piss taker, taking the piss/
with a, sick flavour for making these hits/
I got Dope on the pan, i'm fucking baking the bricks/
these other Rappers bars are weed, I break 'em to bits/

I'ma piss taker, taking the piss/
with a sick flavour, for making the hits/
Dope on the pan, I'm fucking baking the bricks/
these other rappers bars are weed, I break 'em to bits/

It's just jokes, it's entertainment/
and I'm laughing all the way to the bank, with my payments/
dropping shit on the street, like a dog on the pavement/
these other rappers are as real, as Katie Price's engagement/

CHORUS:
DANGER, you don't wanna fuck with Age/
Yeah it's DANGER. Don't make me say it again/
You know it's DANGER, so let me hear you say/
AGER, DANGER, AGER, DANGER/
(Repeat)

VERSE 3:
The truth is I don't even try/
I'm just quick witted with an evil mind/
and it's an evil time, seeing evil crimes/
so who's really to blame for these evil rhymes/

“ME”, spit like I got clap on my tung/
Sick, like Aboo Hamza fisting your mum/
let me finish this last mix-tape and I'm done/
'cos they say life's a bitch, and I'm fucking this cunt/